Report to the People
29th March 2004

Lock up Cons’ Union Plans and Throw Away the Key

OK.  Here’s a quick test of lateral thinking.

What do a wedding for Elton John in Alloa and Kenyan sex advice have in common?

No?  They are both, believe it or not, matters which Glasgow Green Party MSP, Patrick Harvie, has seen fit to raise in the Scottish Parliament in recent months.

While they might on occasion give you a laugh, the outpourings of the more colourful fringes of our rainbow Parliament are usually ignored.  But I cannot turn a blind eye to Mr Harvie’s latest scheme.  In a move as offensive as it is insane, he wants to set up a trade union for prisoners.  That’s right, he wants to give murderers, drug dealers, wife beaters and all the rest their own shop steward.  Before you knew it, we’d have hardened criminals roaming the country on their way to their annual conference.  (And what would they call it?  The Confederation Of Nefarious Scoundrels, or CONS for short?)

Not only is this a slap in the face for victims, their families and our community, it is a slur on all genuine trade unions.  I am therefore determined that it never sees the light of day.

Thankfully, Justice Minister, Cathy Jamieson, shares this view.  When I raised the matter with her at last week’s Question Time, she gave me a complete assurance that she rejects the plans out of hand.

I hope that the Minister’s fierce condemnation and the anger Mr Harvie has provoked will encourage him to think again.

I’m not, however, too confident – some elements in the Scottish Parliament have form on this.  It seems they simply don’t understand or don’t care about the issues decent, hardworking communities face, being more interested in self-indulgently riding their hobby horses or debating politically correct trivia.

Some think, for example, that antisocial behaviour is all in our heads – something we imagine after watching too much telly – and actually voted against the very principles of the Antisocial Behaviour Bill.  When parts of the education system and the NHS require our urgent attention, should the protection of interesting types of moss really be our top priority?

People in our communities have real problems which they need addressed and that is what the Scottish Parliament is there to do.  Hijacking it to push irrelevant personal agendas is an abuse of your power as an MSP.

Talk of a prisoners’ union?  Lock it up and throw away the key.

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